The Midnight Gospel Clown Mayor

Clowns might make a meal of us all one day, but in the meantime, we can just appreciate how delightful this one looks splat against a burgundy background. The vacant, unblinking stare of the yellow-robed murder martian is guaranteed to humble even the most invincible of onlookers.

Disclaimer: This design is a digital mockup, the final product may differ slightly from the image featured.