LD S2 Shirt Collective WEEK 1: Strange Energies Tee
S2 EPISODE 1
Welcome back, Ensign! Apologies for the delay...
When we last left our crew...secrets were revealed, loyalties were tested!...
BUT today we’re off on another side mission, grab a PADD, unless you’re authorized by the Captain to go off on your OWN mission. Careful not to deviate, or you could come across some pretty strange energies. Sure, you could bring back a cool souvenir, but you know what would be really cool? Unlocking your brain's full potential, and becoming superior to all those around you. Now THAT’S a souvenir.
A Galactic* Tee Shirt Initiative!
(*By “galactic” we mean the US and Canada only)
Welcome back to the Final Frontier!
Still like space? Still like cotton? AND short sleeves? Well, Guess what?!
On Thursday, August 12, STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS is BACK on Paramount Plus! Once again, with each new episode, we'll feature a correlating t-shirt design! As each episode airs, (captain's) log in here and see the NEW tee of the week. 10 episodes, 10 different tees! Listen, we know math.
We’re offering you 2 WAYS to get in on this exclusive deal:
Are you the boldly-going type? Too busy enjoying Shore Leave to check your computer on a regular basis? Take all the stress out of your tee-ordering life! Make more time for Synthehol! For only $200 you’ll get ALL 10 tees, week by week. That saves you some serious Latinum versus ordering all 10 shirts individually! Need more incentive? You drive a hard bargain. Are you part Ferengi? Geez. How about...
ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! Available ONLY to full subscribers, making them as precious as dilithium crystals!
At this point, missing out would be worse than being assimilated! For choosing the full subscription option, you get 11 shirts, including the exclusive bonus tee, at the discounted price of $200, and, if you're in the US, you'll get FREE shipping for all shirts (Sorry, Canada! Appropriate S&H will apply at checkout).
Unable to handle commitment? We get it. Each week, a new shirt will be offered for $20 plus S&H. Simply check this page every week as the new episode airs!
Hurry! Subscriptions to Lower Decks Shirt Collective will ONLY BE AVAILABLE FROM NOW UNTIL WEDNESDAY AUGUST 18 AT 11:59pm PT. That's when the first week's tees AND your chance to subscribe to the full season of Lower Decks Shirt Collective ends.
THE FINE PRINT
SHIPPING:
US:
All shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail. Note: S+H is free for US-based Lower Decks Shirt Collective subscribers only! For individual week-by-week orders, appropriate S+H will apply. Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipping per order.
Hey Canada!:
If you're a Lower Decks Shirt Collective subscriber, orders will ship in batches of several tees at once to save on S&H costs, and may take slightly longer.
SIZE MATTERS:
These shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand UNISEX t-shirts, made in the USA (the Earth one). Please refer to this handy-dandy Bella+Canvas® size chart so you can order with confidence!
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES:
Nope. Non-refundable, exchanges are not accepted. We print ONLY as many shirts of each design as we receive orders for. Please refer to the size chart. Order wisely!
WHAT ELSE?
Problems? Questions? Fatal errors? Existential quandaries? Yes, yes, we know – space IS big, and it DOES make you feel insignificant, but let's keep it pertinent. If there's an order error, email titmouse.stuff@titmouse.net and a crew member will be happy/obliged/conscripted to help.
MATERIAL COMPOSITION
XS-4XL: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
5XL: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
